Vidalia Chop Wizard and other kitchen gadgets

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I turned the TV on, and saw a commercial for the Vidalia Chop Wizard. It was one of those extended commercials…not quite an infomercial but much longer than a regular commercial.

I was immediately sucked in. I can chop an onion without crying! I can chop a hard boiled egg for egg salad! I can easily chop apples, strawberries, and melon for a fruit salad! I can chop a tomato without making a soggy mess!

WOW!!!!!!!!!! You know, I’ve never been good with knives. I hate chopping tomatoes because it gets squishy and sloppy. And onions, of course, make my eyes sting. This thing looks PERFECT! And for only $19.99! AND if I order now I can get the fine dicer blade for all of my FINE DICING NEEDS!

I might just need to order this thing. In fact, I suddenly feel the need to fill my kitchen with gadgets!

I can get a vintage VEG-O-MATIC on eBay for $1.99!

Hey, and my good buddy Harriet Carter has the Pasta Express. WOW! What an easy way to make pasta.

I could make pasta with that, and chop some peppers with the Chop Wizard and have a nice dinner.

Uh oh. I’m torn. If I want to get fancy, I can get the Nicer Dicer for $37.95…

It juliennes, it dices, it chops — and it comes with a cookbook!

And to make my kitchen gadget collection complete, how about a hot dog rotisserie griller? It’s only fifty bucks and would be certain to make my frankfurter cooking endeavors as easy as pie.

Maybe I’m just getting a little silly here…but you know, I really AM interested in the Vidalia Chop Wizard. Imagine the chopped tomatoes and the tearless onion cutting! The possibilites are endless.

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